Hello everyone,
Well as u can see,
all of us Chinese are on a holiday,
and i took a break on the crapping stuff for a while lol!
I just love the simpsons too much,
because they are 100 percent CRAP!
here are a few quotes again i read,
they are just too funny lol!!
and Happy Chinese New Year~
Well as u can see,
all of us Chinese are on a holiday,
and i took a break on the crapping stuff for a while lol!
I just love the simpsons too much,
because they are 100 percent CRAP!
here are a few quotes again i read,
they are just too funny lol!!
and Happy Chinese New Year~
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! (hits tree)
Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.
Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.
Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.
Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets!
and my personal favorite...
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911 !!!
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.
Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! (hits tree)
Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.
Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.
Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.
Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.
Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets!
and my personal favorite...
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911 !!!
And this is a special video of the voices of the Simpsons, its just too awsome!
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