Inhabited Islands...

There are actually people....
who make videos like this....
enjoy......





....
im speechless actually.....

Eh LOl im back !

Hello everyone, im know i havent pdated in a while here ,
because ya know the course, its crazy as always,
or maybe I'm a "S.T.U.P.I.D" person ~ LOL

S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

lol okay then, just to compensate for the late update,
i saw this awesome freakin old granny video,
U WILL BE AMAZE, OF WHAT SEE CAN DO!
enjoy~

Happy new Simpsons

Hello everyone,

Well as u can see,

all of us Chinese are on a holiday,

and i took a break on the crapping stuff for a while lol!

I just love the simpsons too much,

because they are 100 percent CRAP!

here are a few quotes again i read,

they are just too funny lol!!

and Happy Chinese New Year~

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Homer (sung to the Flintstones song): Simpson! Homer Simpson! He's the greatest guy in history. From the, Town of Springfield! He's about to hit a chestnut tree! (hits tree)

Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden.

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.

Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.

Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

Homer: Look everyone! Now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Incorrect, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets!

and my personal favorite...

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911 !!!

And this is a special video of the voices of the Simpsons, its just too awsome!

Totaly Outrageous Commercials

I've hoped everyone enjoyed the "crap" that I find everyday,

especially "TUTS MY BARREH" LOL!!!

thanks sp for ur hilarious videos and so on,

and everybody that reads it.

Okay,

this a video of 4 commercials.

Enjoy.

JapAn PrAnk~?!

Well, we all know that japan is famous for its crazy gameshows,

but what about their pranks?

check this out

Its the best Prank ever made

But i kinda pity those people..............



I would never sit on chairs like that again.....

Tuts My Barreh

If those who have listened to mariah carey's touch my body,

please watch this



I just cant believe....

somthing like this exists.....

LOL!!!

First time Blogspot - The Simpsons Quote

Hello there Friends or whoever is reading ths blog,
Its my first time using blogspot and I hope You guys will like of what i post~

Well I did found a website about "The Simpsons" Quotes,
Its damn hilarious and i wanna share i few that i like~
Here goes~

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie detector blows up)

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Abe: That doll is EVIL, I tells ya. Evil! Eeeeeeviillll!!!
Marge: Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.
Abe: I just want attention.

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.

Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

Homer: Save me, Jeebus.

Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer: Old people don’t need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

Mr. Burns: I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children

Homer: Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.



Hope u guys had a good laugh~